Category Archives: Non-erotic Humor

Oh, hair. Why do you persecute me so?

Oh, hair. Why do you persecute me so?
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You’re a time consuming pastime. You’re an unattainable challenge. You’re an intangible goal that always remains just out of reach. You hold so much promise and potential in your locks, yet you rarely deliver. I wish I knew how to quit you. You tease.
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Where did you even come [...]