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		<title>Oh, hair. Why do you persecute me so?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, hair. Why do you persecute me so?
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You&#8217;re a time consuming pastime. You&#8217;re an unattainable challenge. You&#8217;re an intangible goal that always remains just out of reach. You hold so much promise and potential in your locks, yet you rarely deliver. I wish I knew how to quit you. You tease.
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Where did you even come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Gift for my Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Gift for my Wife
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry&#8217;s Pistol &#038; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 25-th anniversary and I was looking for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice for the women seeking men (W4M)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Advice for the women seeking men (W4M):
1. Never, never, never, tell a guy “guys are always so impressed that I _______.” Guys are not really impressed that you can ride a Harley, know how many points a touchdown is, have legs strong enough to squat to pee (that really was said to me), coordinate outfits, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting old sucks, but only if you do it wrong!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For me, on average, each progressive year has been better. Yep, I&#8217;ve had setbacks. Don&#8217;t we all? You get past them. Each one can be used as a learning experience or as a reducing experience &#8211; you choose.
My teen years sucked. I grew up in the neighborhood of all the jocks, and being nearly blind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Angry Chick</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the poster I call Angry Chick, who likes to bash men: You didn&#8217;t win shit, I hadn&#8217;t even arrived to get in the game yet, how do you get to pre-declare yourself winner?. Now I&#8217;m here, so lets take the gloves off, and dance. My bet is though, your not articulate enough, smart enough, [...]]]></description>
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